You know you are in trouble when you begin to see about 1,000 Elvis impersonators
strutting about across the screen and you're already looking at your watch as
the credits start to roll. Well, what can I say, except good gawrsh, not again?
This movie has more Elvis apes than working brain cells.
If you're like Elvis who, then do yourself and the rest of humanity a favor by staying put at home. But then again if you're like Elvis, ah, then do yourself a bigger favor and stick around at home. 3,000 Miles… is an attempt at serious filmmaking by a dire....