For all those who think that being a movie critic is a cushy and cool lifestyle,
we've got news. How cool do you find sitting through songs with lyrics like
'Khidki Khuli Ho, Ya Ho Bandh, Hamara Pyar Khabi Hoga Na Kam' (it doesn't matter
if the window is open or shut, our love will never get less)? Or in scenes where
the earth trembles (really no kidding) when the hero walks? Or walking out of
theaters with a headache that makes you badly yearn for an aspirin and a bed?
The reason that these appalling movies are still made, and with such incessant r....