Now, we're going to tell you something funny. There was once a strange baby in a hotel room closet. It pooped. And a hungover jackass was tasked with removing its diaper. (Hahahahahaha!) Wait, we haven't gotten to the funny part. Then, the jackass picks up the diaper and slips on a bottle, and sends the diaper flying. (HAHAHAHA!) Dude, slow down. That's not the funny part either. So, anyway, the diaper then flies in slo-mo for about 15 seconds, and slams itself onto the face of another hungover jackass who was just standing across the room waiting for catastrophe to strike.