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Bhindi Baazaar Inc Review

Bhindi Baazaar Inc
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Say what you will about Ram Gopal Verma, the man knew how to portray the underworld - think Satya - without extreme expletives. In fact, any director worth his salt will cite Ramu as a huge influence, especially when it comes to the genre of mafia movies.

Ankush Bhatt is definitely heavily inspired by RGV, but the comparison ends there. Bhindi Bazaar Inc is yet another gangster movie (read - an attempt at "intelligence") that comes nowhere close to contemporary classics such as Satya and Black Friday.

To begin with, a young man named Tez (Gautam Sharma) rides a motorbike from his world (Bhindi Bazaar) to one beyond his reach (Malabar Hills), just 7 kilometers away. He enters a mansion, spots a chess set, and, before you can say 'Mamu!', sits down to a game opposite a moustached, slick-haired mystery man (Kay Kay Menon). Why, you ask? How else is the director supposed to co-relate every move in the game with some random incident in the young man's life? Clever, you think.

It gets better.

Tez and his childhood friend, Fateh (Prashant Narayanan), grow up in the alleys of Bhindi Bazaar, which has the dubious distinction of being the hotspot for the underworld. Mamu (more a title/rank than a name), played by Pawan Malhotra, rules a certain area, and these 2 are affiliated with the man who smokes no less than 2 bidis/cigarettes together, whenever he lights up. This is the Muslim camp.

A little farther away, Pandey (Piyush Mishra) runs the enemy Hindu camp, with the headquarters above a row of buffalo sheds (notice the tribute to Satya). At some point, a vague reference is made to a riot that Pandey may have been a victim of, but otherwise, all that the 2 camps seem to be concerned with are marking their territories (a la Josh). However, since the 2 men in Malabar Hills are still playing chess, you know there is more to this than meets the eye.

Like all gangster movies, Bhindi Bazaar Inc has the components necessary to the genre. Here are a few of them, for the uninitiated (including some that Ankush Bhatt has added/introduced):

• 2 rival groups - and to categorise them according to faith is the icing on the cake
• One corrupt cop that plays one group against the other
• One long-suffering, silent wife (Deepti Naval, who has 3 lines of dialogue)
• One slutty girl who sleeps her way to the top (Vedita Pratap Singh and an ample bosom)
• One life-altering incident that surpasses all other life-altering incidents
• Aerial view of the city, different angles
• Smart dialogues, such as "Main Mamu banna chahta hoon" accompanied by a crazed look
• One jaded star, looking for a comeback (Jackie Shroff)
• Junior artistes (girls) pretending to be transvestites
• Many new actors, quickly forgotten (Shweta Verma, for one)
• One ill-fated love story
• One silent lover, living with unrequited love (Shilpa Shukla, who looks scary)
• Chase/running sequences through the narrow lanes
• Many betrayals and twists, and inane reasons for them
• One item number (this time, featuring Caterina Lopez, better known as J Lo's cousin - one minute in a saree from the Dresswala down the road, the next in see-through lingerie)
• An absurd mother-of-all-twists at the end
• And last, but not the least - abuses prefixed with relatives such as mother and sister, accompanied by some liberal peppering of words related to private parts and what one can do with them - interestingly, when it comes to the reference of one's mother's body part, the censors insert a bleep.

Incomprehensible story, uninteresting characters, improbable plots, unenthusiastic cinematography, apathetic production design, and indifferent direction - all these factors make this movie a pain in the *bleep*.

And if you manage to sit through Bhindi Bazaar Inc, you may want to ignore sloppy typos such as 'dressmens' and 'lightmens', in the end credits. If you still want to watch a gangster movie, revisit Ramu, of the pre-Aag days.
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  • Cast
    Kay Kay Menon, Gautam Sharma, Prashant Narayanan, Pawan Malhotra, Piyush Mishra, Deepti Naval, Shilpa Shukla, Vedita Pratap Singh, Shweta Verma, Jackie Shroff
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  • Director
    Ankush Bhatt
  • Theatres
    Not screening currently in any theatres in Hyderabad.
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