How do you know you are watching a Madhur Bhandarkar film? Let us count the ways:
1. The glamour industry is a mysterious, evil land
2. The word "industry" will be repeated very often, and only those in the know will understand what it means when it is said aloud in different tones
3. Every man wants to sleep with a hot, nubile young thing, male or female
4. Every success story has plenty of sex as its base
5. Every man in coloured clothes is a homosexual
6. Homosexuals are always in need of sex
7. Homosexuals are always betrayed in love....