This is a formula porn flick. The story (see, we use certain terms for ease of
communication) is made-for-porn, the actors and actresses are sheer carpenter
material, there are umpteen opportunities for them to meet the objective of the
film, there is an even larger number of marks left by the censors, and there is
a frustrated audience leaving at various stages of the film cursing that incurable
optimistic streak in themselves all over again. And there is also your mandatory
reviewer wondering how uncanny it is that the world always looks so green from
inside a porn-scr....