There are some movies that make you laugh, there are some movies that make you cry, and there are some movies that make you wonder about things like what is the probability that at least one of the leaders of state addressing the UN General Assembly has forgotten to zip up. JSLM is a consistently annoying film that manages to make you fidget even as it staunchly adheres to the golden Bollywood rule - when in doubt, sing a song.
The film, a remake of the Telugu hit Manasantha Nuvve
, opens with Karan and Pinky, two overweight kids who are shown to be in love even before they learn the art of running gracefully. The girl's richie rich father of course does not approve, and one tight thwack later, the tubby pair is separated as the girl's family moves out of town. Before parting, however, the lovers exchange as souvenirs an idol and a timepiece, the latter emitting music that can be heard 63.428 light years away.