"I think life should be more like TV. I think all of life's problems ought
to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies. I think weight and oral hygiene
ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying
jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly
gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful
handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with
applause, don't you think?"