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Kaante Review

EDITOR RATING
5.0
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NA
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Hi! I'm your narrator, Maak! I look Indian, talk Indian and even go that extra mile in being Indian when I live even after death, but that's still the pseud way the rest of these guys pronounce my name. When you are making a Bollywood movie with a Hollywood crew (and, ssshhsh, a Hollywood tale as well), you gotta troll the lure - hit the middle ground, as it were. I'm dead, like I said, but thank goodness my contract calls me to do the narration anyway. So that's me, your narrator. Maak. Maak. Got a nice ring to it. Maak.

Now you could say that they could've got a narrator who's closer to being alive than me, but acute thinking audiences would make Kaante a flop movie. Besides, I get the least screen time, so I might at least get to mouth all the profundities. Y'know, stuff like, "That would prove to be the greatest mistake in the end." Adds gravity to the situation. Just don't sit at the end of the flick trying to put two and two together. In the long run, like Keynes said, we are all dead. There, one more of my profundities.


So why am I doing so much talking without getting to the point? Who's going to fill up space, schmuck? We gotta fill a 150-minute film here with precisely 30 minutes of substance, and you're already cribbing?

We based Kaante loosely - depending on your definition of loosely - on the 1992 Hollywood flick Reservoir Dogs. Now Reservoir Dogs was one of the decade's most influential motion pictures, and we did everything to replicate that - we put an ultra-hip soundtrack, we put in funky slamdunk dialogue, we put in super-slick visual effects, and we even thoughtfully put in the same plot even if it will rise far above the appreciation of our target audience. Someone thought we were making a flick for The New York Times' film critic.


We were 6 gutsy dudes - Major, Ajju, Mark, Andi, Bali and me - who got our asses hauled into the slammer for no fault of ours - almost. Only one of us stole a truck. In there, we decide we'll make the cops pay for this transgression by robbing a bank. So it's already 75 minutes into the flick, but cut us some slack - we are trying to build characters. We surely build yours, as you sit there waiting for something to happen.

The robbery happens perfectly, except that we get caught right in the act. Luck sees all of us escape some 2,356,452 police bullets at point-blank range, and we congregate at a deserted warehouse. And instead of splitting with the loot, we decide to hang around to find out which of us was the police informer so we can put a bullet in his brain. It's a question of principles, you know. We even manage to fill the whole second half of the film doing this. And we all get killed in the end, by ourselves.


Carping critics might say that there's no logic to a lot of things in the film - like how we escape the cops, the stupid way Shetty and Dutt make up, how Dutt manages to capture a policeman, why this captive has to say that one of us is a cop when he knows that that will put his own colleague's life in jeopardy, and a hundred other things. So far as answering them goes, I might as well emigrate to Saturn.

I think you should watch this film - we spent a lot of money making it. So our attempt at showing depth sucks, but not everybody can realize that a Hollywood script wouldn't work for Indian audiences, or even copy a Hollywood script perfectly.
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  • Cast
    Amitabh Bachchan, Sanjay Dutt, Suniel Shetty, Gulshan Grover, Mahesh Manjrekar, Lucky Ali, Kumar Gaurav, Malaika Arora
  • Music
    Anand Raaj Anand
  • Director
    Sanjay Gupta
  • Theatres
    Not screening currently in any theatres in Hyderabad.
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Preetam Akkineni on 17th Dec 2003, 4:53pm | Permalink
There were 2,356,453 bullets in that particular scene....I don't think you counted the one that hit Lucky Ali.
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Vivek on 31st Dec 2002, 3:39pm | Permalink
Pay half the ticket money and watch the second half if you can, that enough. The first half is like a long trailer.
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