It's a bright Sunday afternoon and I find myself in front of a seedy looking and run down Ram Lakhan. I'm quite early for a porn movie but, to my surprise, there are a lot of people there already. And I was thinking that I would be the first one to report at the cinema hall. Then I went to buy the ticket. For some inexplicable reason the ticket rates were Rs 20.50 and Rs 15.50. What's with the 50 paise?
Now coming to the main part - the movie itself. Even as porn flicks go, this one was bad. It had one utterly inconsequential story of a guy getting enamoured by a beautiful (supposedly!) girl, who also falls in love with him. Now the problem is that the girl has a lot of admirers. And she's the type who can't stick to one guy, and tries to have an affair with everyone around.
Now the hero finds out about these affairs. The film builds up to a predictable climax of how the heroine is made to realize her mistake, and in a fairy tale like ending, they live happily ever after.
The story gives ample scope for the director to put in enough steamy scenes. But the main reason for going to porn films, the steamy scenes, wasn't here at all. And to rub salt into the wounds, the heroine was so bad to look at, it was a torture to sit for two hours and watch her monopolize the screen! The hero was just as bad, if not worse.
I can't think of one single thing to write in favor of this film. And to top it all, the acoustics of the theater were horrible.