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National Treasure - Book Of Secrets
Ravi Mundoli / fullhyd.com
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5.0
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If you're into trivia and quizzing, you may have come across the phrase "kitchen question". This is a cooked-up quiz question that has been "invented" by the quizmaster in a moment of inspiration. It is entertaining, sometimes funny, intriguing, but essentially bogus. Just about sums up National Treasure: Book Of Secrets.

While all fictional plots are by definition "made in kitchen" plots, some are "made in kitchen under the influence of recreational drugs" plots. NT: BoS is one such, and we're not even sure only "recreational drugs" were involved. The substances used appear to be of the sort that offer solace to the honest poppy farmers of Afghanistan that someone in the world continues to value their product and service offerings.

Mitch Wilkinson (Ed Harris) produces a fragment of John Wilkes Booth's diary which seems to prove that Benjamin Franklin Gates' (Nicholas Cage) Civil War era ancestor was the mastermind of the Lincoln assassination. Ben and his father Patrick (Jon Voight) believe that their forefather was innocent, and the only way to prove it is to show that the fragment points to the location of a huge Native American treasure.

This sets off a chain of "deciphering" incidents which are so contrived that they're hilarious. Not since Sherlock Holmes glanced at Hugo Baskerville's shoe and derived the color of Hugo's father's nanny's mother's apron's tailor's nightclothes have we seen such feats of accurate decoding.

The trail leads from Washington DC to Eiffel Tower to Buckingham Palace (where they break into the Queen's study) before hopping back across the pond and into the White House (where they break into the Oval Office). Each clue leads neatly to the next one, there are no red herrings, and if you were playing one of those treasure-hunting video games, you would be totally thrilled with your progress until this point.

All the clue-gathering and puzzle-solving is interspersed with unoriginal action and chase sequences. While Ben, the geeky sidekick Riley Poole (Justin Bartha) (who has his funny moments) and the gorgeous estranged archivist girlfriend Abigail Chase (Diane Kruger) are cavorting around the NATO countries with Mitch on their tail, Patrick moodily potters around his Washington home wondering whether granddaddy's name will ever be cleared.

The penultimate clue is a Native American carving in the Olmec language which, happily enough, Ben's crusty divorcee professor mother Emily Appleton (Helen Mirren) can translate into the usual Chief Seattle's speech type of New Age epigram, "Go to the place where the darkening mist throws the veiled rain into the golden sunshine under the two turtles of our ancestors yada yada".

They crack this obvious clue in 23 milliseconds and head out to the Wide West for a climax which involves a nice day hike with the family, sidekick, girlfriend, and villain. There, they solve an engineering mechanics problem which if memory serves us appeared in the 1993 IIT-JEE paper, and also indulge in more video game style leaping-over-chasms and finding-the-entrance-to-the-next-level type stuff.

Did we mention that in passing Ben kidnaps the US President and breaks into the Library of Congress? Well, there you go; it's that sort of movie. It takes the notion of mindless entertainment to a level that the David Dhawans of the world would be proud of.

At this point we should probably note that Harvey Keitel is also there in this movie, looking like the gritty FBI agent he is, and doing diddly squat to move the plot along - the Hollywood equivalent of the item number.

If you skipped the brilliantly funny and painstakingly written last 9 paragraphs to find out whether NT: BoS is worth a watch (and why o why do we think you did!), here's the (non-Afghani) dope: The movie has a far-fetched plot borrowed from multiple sources (Indiana Jones, Clive Cussler, Dan Brown etc.) and not very slick action sequences, and the acting is mostly hamming.

But all that being said, it has its intentional and unintentional funny moments, and if you're in the mood for utterly brain-dead regress-into-video-game-playing-days entertainment which leaves no lingering traces once you leave the theater, it's worth a dekko.
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National Treasure - Book Of Secrets (english) reviews
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  • Cast
    Nicholas Cage, Justin Bartha, Diane Kruger, Jon Voight, Helen Mirren, Ed Harris, Harvey Keitel, Bruce Greenwood
  • Director
    John Turtletaub
  • Theatres
    Not screening currently in any theatres in Hyderabad.
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Aamchi Hyd on 16th Feb 2008, 2:43pm | Permalink
That lone star was for the review, which sums up both National Treasure movies (and most of what Cage has done recently, not counting Adaptation) as worthless pieces of crap that audiences who feel 'critics-are-critical' will gladly swallow. Good for balding Cage, who can continue his cringe-worthy work (his 'Next' seems like a masterpiece when compared to the NT movies, he aslo wants to do another NT sequel and a sequel to the yucky Ghost Rider as well). Ed Harris and Harvey Keitel are on hand (looking embarrassed as hell), just to collect their paychecks, leaving us to wonder if there will be a repeat of Gone Baby Gone or A History of Violence (for Harris, among others) or Reservoir Dogs/Piano/Pulp Fiction (For Keitel). India gets to watch this crap, but Gone baby gone does not release, and tons of other excellent indie efforts (Persepolis/No country for old men/There will be blood/Lars and the real girl, this year, to name a few) that languish in the cans because of poor taste. And this is still the place where a 'Mithya' and a 'Bheja Fry' finds an audience. Ironic? Moronic? Choose.
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Divya Babu on 15th Feb 2008, 1:11pm | Permalink
hi all,I'm divya and i've seen parts 1& 2.Both of them r superb and i've enjoyed every minute of it.Critics r critical .So dont bother.see the movie and enjoy it.all scenes r thrilling and at the end the movie makes u want to be an adventurer urself.So watch the movie.
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Arpan on 7th Feb 2008, 2:02pm | Permalink
Why oh why must critics wallow in critical overindulgence and wit-driven diatribe instead of acknowledging that mindlessness can be fun when done right! The movie is fun and delivers what the National Treasure enterprise promises - treasures, clues and fast-paced action. This is not a documented story of an actual treasure hunt. But then, what is the last documented treasure hunt? Please do not send this guy to review 'Fool's Gold'. That's coming out soon and sounds like it too might be more fun and less serious, credible treasure hunting techniques.
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