Om Review

"A figure is worth a thousand words," said Aarti Agarwal. And even if she didn't, what would you rather prefer from her? And so, we mathematical geniuses at fullhyd.com present some key figures and statistics for Om, in a major departure from our boring prose. Here, then, is the movie in sum - er, summary.


2,13,462 Movies made so far that you should not have watched to find Om novel 4.36 Minutes of Om having content never seen in any movie so far 4.36 Minutes taken for credits to roll in Om

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    1.23 Rupees, in crores, spent making Om 1.22 Time, in minutes, spent on script for Om

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8 Number of well-built people Aatin Bhalla can bash up single-handedly 8 Number of people Aatin Bhalla brutally murders in Om 8 Number of times you feel like one of them 8 Number of people the police department will allow you to brutally murder before letting you go absolutely free

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42,186 Total skin, in sq. cm., of all women cast in Om 42,108 Total skin, in sq. cm., of all women cast in Om that you get to see

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98.4 Percentage of men cast in Om who get to feel up at least one woman 98.4 Percentage of men cast in Om who'd have acted even for no money 98.4 On second thoughts, percentage of men cast in Om who'd have paid to act in Om

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15.2 Depth of cleavage shown, in cm, by female villain in Om

15.1 Depth of cleavage shown, in cm, by female villain in Om when she's wearing something less aggressive 0.1 Time, in minutes, when female villain in Om is wearing something less aggressive

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3 Number of people Sandali Sinha makes look like bad actors 4,672,901,258 Number of people Sandali Sinha makes look intelligent

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9 Hours per day Aatin Bhalla spends in gym 9 Days per week Aatin Bhalla needs to spend in acting classes 9 Percentage chance Aatin Bhalla will celebrate 1st anniversary in Bollywood

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32 Percentage of Om devoted to glorifying mindless violence 68 Percentage of Om devoted to glorifying mindless women

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35,818 Number of bullets you need to fire at Aatin Bhalla to still miss him 35,818 Number of those bullets fired at point-blank range

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763 Number of inexplicable things in Om 764 Number of inexplicable things in Om, including fact that you are actually watching the film