A formal letter to the formal British written with a sense of formality. Please deliver this to 10 Downing Street or to the townsfolk at Big Ben or Picadilly Circus. My apologies - I'm ignorant of any real addresses, and my laziness prevents me from searching for one.
Sub: Stop making your talking animal movies so good.
Ladies and Gentleman of jolly old England. You might be wondering why I addressed this needlessly written open letter to your Prime Minister and all of you instead of your filmmaking countrymen. Rest assured, I ....