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Premaayanamaha Review

Mithun Verma / fullhyd.com
EDITOR RATING
1.0
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Good for kids
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NA
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The writer looked around the grand but loudly decorated room. Gosh, was it done up badly. The poster of a bikini-clad heroine was beside the Nandi award. That's so low society and so very like a producer's taste. The writer personally would never do that. How can one ever put a pale Nandi award beside the killer bod of a robust heroine? His thoughts were wandering up and down the length of that poster when the producer walked in.

"Namaskaram producer gaaru, it's a pleasure to meet the man himself," he said enthusiastically, almost choking on his fabrication. The producer looked at him as though he was a corpse in a terrible car crash. "Are you here for the script reading?" he inquired, hoping for the writer to say no. "Yes saar", the writer spit out awkwardly, adding, "Nice room, saar. Very nice decorations."


Having come for a script discussion, the producer was not surprised at the lack of a script. He knew how the game was played. He knew it too well. What bothered him was the length of the narration. It was almost twice the time a normal narration would take. 2 full minutes! This geeky writer was paying too much attention to detail. "The subham card will also be different saar," the writer bloated.

At that, the producer came out of his trance suddenly, grunted a little, and closed his eyes. The writer understood that this was the moment of truth, the time when all his prayers would be answered, the time when the producer would offer him some lunch. He was famished. Slowly, the producer lifted his head and announced, "Let's do the movie. But before that, I'll make a few suggestions."


"The first suggestion is to make the hero something that nobody would ever relate to. Let's make him a priest or something." "Ha ha ha!" roared the writer, "Saar is very comical." The blood-boiling gaze the producer threw at him sent chills down his spine. "Priest it is then. We can then name the movie something very religious like Premaayanamaha. We can also get that lanky guy to do hero. He's perfect."

The producer paused for a second, collecting his thoughts, and continued, "Then we'll change the setup of the story to America. That way I get to see my son studying there. The hero-heroine meet in a village, romance in America, then climax back in the village." "Genius, saar, genius!"

"We'll make the heroine's dad an NRI. That'll cost us less. When he disagrees to their marriage, we can let the heroine run off to India after the hero and then have the climax here. The hero's buddy, with whom the hero went to America in the first place, will accompany her." "Aha, saar, super!"


"After their quick romance in America, the hero comes back to the village. He's waiting anxiously for his love to come from America. When eventually his love comes to the village, he spreads his arms wide for love. Hero's fat buddy runs coming into his arms..."

So, the movie was made. Hero was a priest. Heroine lived in America, comes visiting village. Hero goes back with her. Romance. Heroine's NRI dad disagrees. Hero comes back to India. Heroine comes after him. But in the end, hero hugs the heroine instead of his fat friend. Subham card doesn't come; instead 'the end' card is shown. Writer happy for getting paid. Producer happy for making movie. Director happy for no work. Audience happy for coming out alive.
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  • Cast
    Saandip, Kausha Rach, Ramchandra, Tanikella Bharani, Gundu Hanumantha Rao, Sudha Delhi Rajeswari, Prithvi
  • Director
    Sivaram Hemanth Apte
  • Theatres
    Not screening currently in any theatres in Hyderabad.
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USER RATING
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Can watch again - NA
Good for kids - NA
Good for dates - NA
Wait to rent it - NA
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