Rule 1: Make sure the cop and buddy are as mismatched as idli and pizza topping (in this case Asian Guy Jackie Chan, Black Guy Chris Tucker)
Rule 2: Someone has to have a mouth bigger than the Grand Canyon and faster than the fastest motor engine - Tucker does the honors in this bit
Rule 3: One cracks the jokes, the other kicks butt - and I don't have to tell you who do what here
Rule 4: Exotic females galore (move over Zeta-Jones, we ain't talking about you)
Rule 5: Exotic location helps - without a script, we sheepishly hope you'll look at the locales instea....