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Rye Rye Review

Rye Rye
Kritika Deval / fullhyd.com
EDITOR RATING
2.0
Performances
Script
Music/Soundtrack
Visuals
5.0
2.0
5.0
3.0
Suggestions
Can watch again
No
Good for kids
No
Good for dates
No
Wait to rent it
No
The summer is a pain. There's sweat and grime everywhere, and the seat of your bike heats up until just sitting on it is, well, a (we're saying something risqué, but you can't hear us 'coz the censor board went crazy - but more on that later).

Dying to get out of it all, we hurriedly pay for our tickets, buy our fryums, and rush into the theatre to experience the best thing about watching something in a single-screen - the wonderful, cool breeze that hits you as soon as you open the door.

And then, we sit down. The seats are comfortable... and we're sure you are beginning to notice that we're rambling, and most certainly not talking about the movie as we're supposed to. You see, we don't much want to. It took us ages to figure out who the hero was, as they all look like a bunch of ruffians, and, within 20 minutes of us sitting in the theatre, we have in our faces around 10 sets of hairy and bloody buttocks, a condition said buttocks owe to the "Village Big Man", Bhadram (Ahuti Prasad).

Moving past the derrieres, Rye Rye is the story of an ingenue called Lakshmi (Aksha), who is Bhadram's daughter, and a lummox with roving eyes and hands called Sreenu (Srinivas). For reasons as inexplicable as crop circles and the birth of mankind, the empty-headed Lakshmi seems to like being groped, and leched at, by Sreenu.

Now, Sreenu's friends are scared as hell of Lakshmi's father, with good reason - the guy has no lagaam on his haath, and Sreenu has none on his zubaan. So, when Lakshmi decides she'd rather run away with the love of her unburdened-by-wit life, than go to America to pursue further studies as mandated by her father, it's upto Sreenu's friends to save all of their skins.

The movie might seem like a spoof of all things formula in Tollywood, but that might be giving too much credit to a director who seems to have decided that romance involves the "hero" looking up and down at the heroine in a way that would make the stoutest-hearted female feel thoroughly violated. Hell, we were feeling violated from our top row seats!

And, did we mention the dialogue? It is apparently so smutty that most of it is left unsaid, with only stray guffaws from Hyderabad's youngbloods leaving you with the assumption that whatever it is that the people on screen are mouthing is unspeakably dirty.

Also, apparently, the only thing standing between young women and harlotry is them getting a cell phone, which, incidentally, is how our turtledoves meet in the first place, Sreenu being the owner of a cell phone shop.

The music, which is peppy enough for a wedding band, is better off right there. You don't need to put yourself through all of this to listen to it. Incidentally, the camera work also belongs to a slightly better-than-average wedding recorder.

So, is there any reason why you should watch this one? No, no, NO! Haven't y'all been reading the review?

There is no need for you to get out in this heat, and risk a sun stroke. Sit at home with the blinders drawn, get a nice cool glass of nimbu paani, and watch whatever's on TV.
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  • Cast
    Srinivas, Aksha, Ahuti Prasad
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    Sri Vasanth
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    Sudhir Raju
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USER RATING
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Performances
Script
Music/Soundtrack
Visuals
NA
NA
NA
NA
Can watch again - NA
Good for kids - NA
Good for dates - NA
Wait to rent it - NA
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