The Cell has Jennifer Lopez as a psycho-analo-therapist. Yeah, right - and I
am the fifth Beatle. Wonder what in the world prompted this casting. Last time
around she at least got to flaunt all the fancy stuff they made out of the humungous
cobra they lynched in "The Anaconda". She went on a "high" and imagined that she
perched atop the Beverly Hills.
Well, we'll do the only thing we can under the circumstances - forget that J Lo is in the movie and get on with it. In an abandoned rural farmhouse, Carl Stargher (Vincent D'Onofrio) locks innocent female victims in ....