The Expendables 3 (Hindi), a Hindi movie, is not currently screening in Hyderabad.
Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson, Wesley Snipes, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Kelsey Grammer, Glen Powell, Antonio Banderas, Victor Ortiz, Ronda Rousey, Jet Li, Kellan Lutz
Watching Expendables 3 does so many things for you. It makes you appreciate exactly how many holes there are even in the smoothest-looking faces. It makes you wonder if all movies featuring wannabe geriatrics (let's be real here, most of these guys haven't even hit retirement age yet). It makes you see the human flesh in ways you cannot un-see. It allows you to hate Mel Gibson, the way God intended.
Most importantly, though, it makes you battle the inner demons that tell you to laugh out loud at a scene where a man is going through a primeval agony. If you prevail....