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The Mistress Of Spices
Neha Mathur / fullhyd.com
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5.0
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Red chillies and mistress. Mysticism and red chillies. Spice Bazaar, red chillies and modern fable. Crabby red chillies, scornful red chillies, outraged red chillies; here a chilly, there a chilly. By now you know who's queen bee. Not the mistress but the piquant red spice. Then again, these are merely, the primitive impressions of a mystified reviewer.

Mistress of Spices, an adaptation of Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni's novel, offers itself as an "immigrant's tale". Tilo, a spice seller (Aishwarya Rai), is not just an Indian in America but also a spice-mistress belonging to a bewitched island, far far away.

A neglected girl child, Tilo (name derived from til) quickly realizes her divine peculiarities. She can peephole both into the past and the future. Covetous bandits hankering after her prophetic powers, run her out of her hometown and the waves ship poor Tilo to the Island of the Spices.

Here Tilo joins the sisterhood (feminists! alert!) and memorises the new alphabet. A is for amchur and Z is for zafran. Head spice-mistress, Mother (Zohra Sehgal), forewarns the girls about messing with the spice rules. But then this condition - baazi - we all recognize. Every Grimms Brothers' Cinderella has a "must be gone before gong" malady. Three diktats Tilo must obey. No touching another's skin, no stepping out of the spice store, and no using of spices for herself. Each spice mistress chooses some pocket of the world and provides succor to bummed out individuals.

Tilo's Spice Bazaar is the stage for most of the action. It's a quaint shop, alive with spices huddled together.

1. Haroun (Nitin Ganatra), the cabbie, is a regular chat up friend. Kala zeera keeps him going.
2. Dadaji (Anupam Kher), the grumpy grandpa, is distressed with his granddaughter Geeta's firangi mannerisms. He tries umpteen spices whose names I can't recollect.
3. Jagjit, Mr. Lonely, has no friends at school 'coz he's different; he wears a pagdi. Cinnamon is his spice.
4. There's an Afro-American hottie who gets regular doses of some aphrosidiac or the other.

Tilo whisks out everything from saffron to basil for these people who are alienated from nation, family, lover. She talks to her spices, and the spices sustain her powers.

But the calm is disrupted when Doug atop a Harley (Dylan McDermott) gate-crashes into her life. Skipping all the post-colonial jargon, an Indian woman picks a white Prince Charming. (Reality check: all the Charmings are alabaster white, except for good ol' green Shrek).

Red chillies set the sirens blaring. Tilo has only to fantasise about love, and the chillies get all hot and flustered. Doug touches her, then takes her out to San Francisco, and the spices do a deadly turn-around. The spices that were balm for the broken, chasten Tilo by punishing her customers.

What does Tilo do? Does her fate lie with the spices or with Doug? Does magic realism have space for loverboy?

The movie possesses lyricism, but without a pulse. Aishwarya's patent half-stunned, quarter-coy and quarter-vacant expression stays with her. This is not Ash-bashing, merely Ash-habituation. In all fairness, there are bits when she's emotive yet enigmatic. She comes alive when with Dylan McDermott, though they're not exactly heating up the screen. Anupam Kher's a cute Grandpa and Nitin Ganatra portrays the displaced Kashmiri Indian covering all the nuances.

The mysticism of the movie comes about with the palette of colours splashed across the screen. Cinematographer Santosh Sivan does not merely use color, but also a hovering shade that dims the sharp yellow of haldi and the cheeky red of lal mirch. Stereotypically Oriental, but it works.

If you've read the book, there's no point in watching the movie. And if you haven't read the book, there's no point in watching the movie. If you're in love with Aishwarya, then go watch it. She's heavenly to look at. But don't take granny along, cos' if you do, you'll get one of those smug "I told you nah!" nods. Mistress or no mistress, granny knows how haldi works.
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  • Cast
    Aishwarya Rai, Dylan McDermott, Nitin Ganatra, Anupam Kher, Padma Lakshmi, Zohra Sehgal
  • Music
    Craig Pruess
  • Director
    Paul Mayeda Berges
  • Theatres
    Not screening currently in any theatres in Hyderabad.
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Kris Ray on 3rd May 2006, 12:43pm | Permalink
Sack this reviewer immediately. God alone can, Na... even He cannot understand what this lady is talking about. This is an absolutely idiotic review I've ever read on FullHyd. Even after reading the whole review thrice, I could not make head or tail out of it. Either the reviewer dozzed off in the theatre and trying to fool the readers or that she is trying to show-off her Boombastic English. This review is pure crap.
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