The Transformers obviously has no story. Only rules, like your game of Monopoly or Ludo:
1. Autobots are good alien robots.
2. Decepticons are bad alien robots.
3. The cube is ultra powerful.
4. Sam Witwicky is horny and noble.
Now play! And Don’t. Look. For. A. Story.
Of course, when stories and plots and logic and similar such party-poopers aren’t there to pull us down, it’s a rather fun ride. Apart from an irritating tinnitus of Pentagon-Pentagon-Pentagon in your ear - and all the applesauce about the fate of human race – the movie is pretty sha....