Remember that cool sequence in The Matrix where Keanu Reeves is dodging all
those bullets? Well, this flick makes you wanna pump 'em all back into him and
try to save him the embarrassment of being in it. Really, it's terribly cruel
to expect Reeves to act. Sure, he can lead a mean bus to hell and back, but
man, seeing ol' Wood Face as a serial killer is emotionally draining for both
the audience and the dude himself.
The Watcher is the usual cops and killer-on-the-run stuff. David Griffin (Keanu) is a serial killer and manages to spook FBI agent Joe....