Midget In A Bikini (if you get this reference, we can be friends): This reviewer has doled out three one-star reviews in the last three weeks and gained some infamy while doing so. He says that made him feel bad to a certain degree, yet he found peace with the fact that those films were pale imitations of what cinema was supposed to be. He says they were cheap cash-grabs that tried to draw in audiences with the promise of titillation, and hence deserved low scores and scathing critiques.
But on a cold evening on December 8th, 2017, he was faced with a moral dilemma. He f....