Gopalam

If you miss the titles of Gopalam, chances are you will never again be able to know who the unfortunate actors are who are cast in the movie. Like an empty carton that is flung out into the sea and will be washed ashore in a small heap of discolored litter, Gopalam is thankfully lost forever to civilization. You won't find a mention of it on the Internet, the newspapers or anywhere else.

Except in the whacko theater that is playing it in Hyderabad this week, and with the reviewer who, erm... decided to forget reviewing and become a bus conductor.

The movie tries simultane....