Ten minutes into Hate Story IV, and you're met with a character spouting lines like so:
A: I love water. You do, too.
B: I do?
A: Yes, you do. Because my body is 60% water and you love my body.
For dialogues such as this and other reasons - more on which we'll talk about further in this review - I'm seriously considering petititioning my editor to shelve this movie under the comedy genre.
After all, what else would you call a movie that legit ends with a PSA asking the general public to desist from social evils like eve-teasing, never....