Knock Off

Van Damme, directed by a Hong Kong director, is not the same as Jackie Chan, directed by a Hollywood one. Imagine Van Damme trying to be funny. The attempt is so poor that only the discerning would notice that there is such an attempt.

Our friend plays Marcus Ray, a marketing director in a Hong Kong jeans company. His partner, Hendricks (Rob Schneider), and he appear too clownish to be businessmen. No wonder then that they land themselves in a soup, with half of their consignment to the States turning out to be counterfeit. (By the way, since when did China start to export jeans ....