A man fantasizing about slowly removing a sari, blouse and undergarments off a tall and fair 20-something is hardly rare. And if the 20-something he is fantasizing this with is a female, he'll even look normal. The problem comes however if he thought it was a female. Indeed, among the very few things that men can still be sure about is what they'll get to see when they undress a woman. The first time something goes wrong there, as our landlord repeatedly tells us, no amount of therapy can help. (Our landlord knows lots of things.)