Raja Ko Rani Se Pyar Ho Gaya

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas / How he got into my pajamas I'll never know," said Groucho Marx. Appu would be the one ruing this way, were he to get a chance to watch this flick. I mean, look at things from his perspective - he shot for it probably several weeks, it's his debut on the silver screen, and at the end of it all, the only thing that he'll be thinking about is how he got into it all.

Raja Ko Rani Se Pyar Ho Gaya, despite featuring rajas and ranis of all forms of royalty, ends up lost and without focus. It begins by sounding like a goo....