Hi. I'm Satyam. When I was a kid nobody expected that I would become a dynamic, courageous cop who could clean up an entire city of crime single-handedly while galvanizing an entire police force with his stirring speeches and inspiring many ordinary people to bravely take on crime. And it's good nobody expected any of that, since none of it happened. I did, however, become a dynamic, courageous cop who could clean up an entire theatre of audiences single-handedly with speeches that would have been pretty stirring if someone else had given them, and even more stirring if no one had.