Stolen (Hindi)

A good 'ol Cage pummel-and-wreck-fest is the cinematic equivalent of comfort food. Defined as "food that is simply prepared and gives a sense of well-being", comfort food - like a double-cheese pizza, or Maggi, or a bag of potato chips - is stuff you generally can't go wrong with. However, like a double-cheese pizza from a cheap south-Indian "Darshini"-style restaurant, Stolen actually manages to do just that.

A tired amalgamation of Taken and Gone In Sixty Seconds, Stolen fails to justify the sole reason for its existence, i.e., to convince people to part with their money. What....