Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (3D)

The '80s and the early '90s were so full of utterly insane ideas conceptualized on an improbably large scale - and we loved that these ideas were so insane. We got existential crises alongside massive amounts of destruction. We got alien tree people, bits of swamp that take on human identities, time travel, explorations of consciousness, and so much more - and all of it done with a straight face.

Then came the 21st century, and the same people who gave us all this uncontrolled awesomeness now seem to have collectively assumed that now that we're all grown up, we've probably de....