Teraa Surroor

There's total silence in the hall, and suddenly a nasal mating call shatters the peace. The opening credits roll to the beats of the title track, accompanied by images of Himesh Reshammiya first in a vest, then without a vest, and finally shirtless in the rain. You ignore your misgivings, and remain seated. Big mistake.

Let's start with the plot. Raghu's (Himesh Reshammiya) girlfriend Tara (Farah Karimaee) is arrested in Ireland on false drug-trafficking charges. Raghu goes to Ireland, breaks Tara out of jail, and kills the bad guy responsible for the mess. The End. We kid you n....