The Haunted Mansion

Our chicken-heartedness was justified. The movie is the manifestation of everyone's deepest, darkest fears, everyone's worst nightmares. It really makes you scream and holler - out of sheer frustration from watching it, from being the only one who can't leave the theatre halfway through, from trying to yank your arm from its socket just so you could have something to throw at the screen.

The Haunted Mansion has a lot of actors, but somebody probably forgot to say 'ACTION' before the cameras started rolling. You'd think all of them were playing dead with all the acting that went ....