Valiant hunk of American man-meat (Vin Diesel) comes back home from being valiant in the Middle East, bones blonde and leggy wife, gets murdered alongside said wife, and then wakes up on an examination table with no memories. If this sounds familiar, it's probably because you've heard this story a thousand times.
Turns out, our hero, let's call him Vin Diesel, has been resurrected by mad scientist / megalomaniac Dr. Harting (Guy Pearce) with the help of high-tech nanobots that make him an even better hunk of American man-meat. Imagine if Iron Man on Extremis (the comic book versio....