Bollywood Calling

A fledgling director flaps his wannabe wings as he tries to come up with a feeble spoof aimed at the baap of all baaps, Bollywood. Lights, camera, action - and the trauma begins, as you sit through an excruciating film that prompts you to press for parliamentary action to make euthanasia legal.

A Yale graduate, Pat (Pat Cusick) is a down-and-out actor, struggling to make the best of his loser status. As his wife walks out on him and he is slapped in the face with cancer, he decides to go ahead and make his death wish complete by accepting a film project from the....