Rehna Hai Tere Dil Mein

What's the worse that could happen to a film? Any film? Especially if it's your debut? Nothing except the audience looking around for stones to pelt the screen. I don't know about the rest of Hyderabad, but I certainly was kicking myself for not carrying a basketful of them, and then some assorted vegetables.

Ghastly and a tedious waste of time is the best way to describe this flick. It starts with one major happy bang and ends in a slow, agonizing, hives-producing whimper. It's got a few flashes in the pan, but that's the only bright spot.

The tale has b....