It is a Friday morning - the day when an average fullhyd.com reviewer wakes up bright and early, uses the stem of the finest neem tree to brush his teeth, travels all the way to Gandipet for a morning dip, pays homage to his God, the Cheepa-taaka-dam-dam Bambose, puts on one of his two sets of clothing (the set exclusively used on this auspicious day), and steps into a movie theater with a prayer on his lips.
And he still gets to hear dialogs like this:
Main tumhaare pyaar ki aag mein jalne ke liye tayyaar hoon Tumhaare upar apni jawaani lutaane ke liye bekaraar hoo....