Crakk - Jeetegaa Toh Jiyegaa

Crakk is the exact kind of movie that is enjoyed by twisted writers like yours truly, because they allow artistic expression without any of that annoying, pervasive human trait called guilt. There are quite a few well-intentioned movies out there that, despite their shortcomings, make reviewers sympathetic to the efforts of such filmmakers. Crakk is not one of those.

Director Aditya Datt, whose previous film Commando 3 also featured lead actor Vidyut Jammwal, manages to achieve precious little in the film's two and a half hour running time. The best thing we can say about it is ....