Don't beam me up, Scottie… not just yet. They still make some good movies down here. Yup, "good"… that's the only adjective that can be used to qualify
Koi… Mil Gaya. It's not first-class, it's not imaginative and it's definitely not intelligent… but boy, it's rollickingly, endearingly, huggable-y GOOD.
When a Bollywood filmmaker (famed for movies about returning-from-the-dead, reincarnation
et al), forays into virgin territory like sci-fi, what should you expect? Clueless? Okay, more hints… he throws in text-book Bollywood essentials like songs, exotic locales, ....