Crook isn't about crooks or gamblers or gangsters; it is named so simply because "Racial Attacks On Indians In Australia And Sunny-Deol-Like Indian Jingoistic Revenge Against Australian Thugs" wouldn't have made for a crowd-pulling title for an Emraan Hashmi film. The cool "it's good to be bad" lines are a prop. So is Emraan Hashmi's constant come-hither body language - he doesn't really get down to the lip-locks.
But then, there are things steamier than a lip-lock, some of which are available at Australian strip clubs, ready to take Emraan Hashmi home for the night. Again, Crook us....