Faltu

Actor banna aasan hai - bas kaam milna mushkil hai, says Riteish Deshmukh, in F.A.L.T.U.

That, as it turns out, is the sole moment of sense in a movie so dumb it would make a street brawl involving Ashmit Patel, Rakhi Sawant and Dolly Bindra sound like a panel discussion at the World Economic Forum.

We're joking, of course. The movie would make just Ashmit Patel sound like the WEF itself. Copied from a Hollywood movie called The Accepted, F.A.L.T.U is like one of those bubblegummy high-school pop serials on Disney - high on gloss and over-the-top coolth, and low on....