Back in the good old days (circa 2006), a random, well-built young man named John Cena came out to little fanfare and challenged Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle in an impromptu WWE match. After nearly 15 minutes of edge-of-the-seat beauty, the young Cena was defeated in a closely choreographed contest. Soon after he was commended by none other than The Undertaker. Since that day, he has always been a made-man in the world of wrestling.
After that now-fondly-remembered debut, Cena went from strength to strength until he turned the flag-bearer of a billion-dollar company. But wit....