Girlfriend

Okay, so nobody was expecting the film Girlfriend to be mature. Or thought-provoking. Or even tolerable. All we expected from the movie was smut. And it doesn't even deliver that. History will always remember Razdan (perpetuator of Hawas) for his ability to make the most asexual movies about sex.

Girlfriend may not contain anything X-rated, and its so-called steamy scenes are so funny that you'll choke on your popcorn, at which point you'll notice that even the Heimlich maneuver is sexier than what's happening on screen.

The story falls apart something like this. Tania (I....