Welcome to the never-never land of Tollywood's Junior College where students
crack their medical entrance by getting full marks in Physiques, Chemistry, Vital
Statistics and Body Languages. Yes, the blokes in Juniors spend all their time
checking out each other's physiques, working on the chemistry between them and
doing research on their girlfriend's vital statistics. Yet after five years, they
come out of college with flying colors, as doctors, handsome Army chaps and more.
And to think I studied hard in my Intermediate memorizing that darned Periodic
Table and DeGauss....