The bovine nature of Bollywood's "comedy" genre should've ceased to astonish long past now, but somehow doesn't. And Khiladi 786 is a perfect example for cinema that has been ruminated so many times over that even something unicellular can't find nutrition in all that's left of the grub.
That is not to say that Khiladi 786 is particularly bad - it is just astoundingly unoriginal. And all the things that are salvageable in this leftover-food-fest have been damned to mediocrity by the sin of overdoing.
Let us start with the story. It begins, not (as you would....