Kulfi: A film about how people are driven to insanity by bad ringtones, how women are really into iPhones, how you learn about the suffering caused by stalking by trying it for yourself, and something about a mystery whose resolution seems to be "too little, too late is really bad for a movie's health".
Unspoken, unwritten subtitle: What could possibly go wrong?
Unspoken, unwritten shrieks of logic: Everything!
Try the plot on for size. Kulfi starts with pharma rep Satish (Jai) and his quest for the perfect phone, a quest that goes on for a solid....