Know what is absolutely divine about French? It doesn't matter what is being said, it always, but always, sounds like sweet nothings being whispered into your ear. Set almost entirely in Paris, there is one thing this movie absolutely accomplishes - it throws that 'always' right out of the window. Five minutes into the movie, and you ask the person sitting next to you if it is a French movie laced with English or vice versa. Sure enough, he thinks you are crazy. How the heck is he supposed to know?
So, that becomes one of those inexplicable mysteries of life. At....