Need For Speed (3D)

Alrighty. So, we have a super-souped-up Shelby Mustang, an ex-con who decides that parole time would be a good time to play hooky for revenge, a hot blonde with a plum in her mouth (Imogen Poots - hah! the absolute funniest fact about the film!), and a guy who does things no villain would ever in a million years do. The thing is, this is Need For Speed. It is based on a game people play when they want to do virtual violence involving sexually arousing vehicles. The point is, one hardly expects to find gut-wrenching emotion or a pun so very intellectually rib-tickling that you'll find yourself ....