500 SUVs do not a movie make, but nobody associated with Nippu seems to realize this for the most part, even as the film noisily pounds its way through 2.5+ hours, oblivious of its mind-numbing capabilities. Devoid of any personality of its own, Nippu is as "average" as average gets.
On the brighter side (?), we don't think there's an issue with mismatched expectations. If the promos didn't tell you, the first few scenes of Nippu tell you exactly what to expect - nothing. We're introduced to the smart-aleck hero, who quickly manipulates 3 huge bunches of huge goons into thrashin....