Sure, we get this obsession with bodyguard stories. The feisty damsel in distress, the ruthless hero, the insurmountable obstacles, and all the other elements that go into the Tollywood masala - they're all always packed up neatly and kept at your feet.
We're just not quite sure we'd want a bodyguard who'd take ten minutes to look around when we're being beaten up. Nor, for that matter, putting ourselves in the shoes of the bodyguard, are we sure we would go out of our way to save someone who would stand stammering in front of a drunk man with fornication on mind. Especia....