Boo. I'm sorry, did I scare you? No? Let me try again. Boo. Scared yet?
What's that? You think this the least scary attempt at making you afraid you have ever seen? Heh, wait till you see The Covenant.
The Covenant is the newest addition to the breed of teen horror drama to which Buffy belonged, and so far remains the dullest tool in the shed. First off, the horror bit is a joke, as this film does not scare, thrill, move or even remotely bother you in the least. Second, it does not have even a half-decent plot with believable characters or any of the requisites in making ....